okay, you're prolly wondering
what this is...well, i didn't know where else to put this, but it HAD to
be put up on my site.
i get a lot of interesting
emails, this being one of them...
Congratulations! Your favorite band has won first prize in the highly respected
"Lowering our Standards" contest.This contest was to determine which teen band lowered our standards the most. It is my pleasure to inform you that the "Backstreet Boys" came in first place followed closely by N'Sync, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.
The contest was determined by carefully analyzing the band's lyrics for average word length as well as overused words such as "Love", "Heart" and "Baby". I am including the Excel spreadsheet file to better illustrate our findings, please feel free to contact me if you have any questions on the data or on our mathematical calculations. I am also including an award graphic which you can proudly display on your page.Congratulations again on your victory. And I look forward to your response.
Warm Regards
Michael Page
Fade@nis.net
> um....thanx, i guess, tho i don't fully understand y i should be congratulated. ::shrugs::
> if this is some huge joke, it's funny. seriously. it sent me and my friends into fits of laughter...
> if not, well, um, i don't really know what to say.
> NEways, i'll be sure to proudly display the image on my site
> it'll have it's own special page with a copy of your letter, don't u worry...
> svDear: SVThanks for your understanding and cooperation on this matter.
I have spent sometime on your site today but for some reason still am unable to find our award anyplace on your webpage.
I would recommend placing right on the homepage and hopefully above the scroll line, but there are no rules to where you can place he award so use your imagination and as they say and go nuts!
Just drop me an email when you display the banner.Thanks again for your understanding, and congratulations again on having your band come in first.
Regards,
Michael Page
what i do understand: fade to black ( http://www.fadetoblack.com ) is a funny online comedy magazine...
what i don't understand: they represent me and the site in a negative light. they show that i didn't reply to mr page's second email--i did, more than once. they say i haven't displayed the image--look on this page!